Cardigans & Sincerities

I'm Paige. I have it all planned out and no idea what I'm doing simultaneously.

mycoffeeorder:

4everonvacation:

upworlders:

jackbifrost:

rooperthepooper:

walrus-in-the-tardis:

the-grand-story:

fandoms-are-anything:

doctorfeelbad:

couragemadnessfriendshiplove:

world-shaker:

Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe? 
Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity. 
Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens. 

Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL

OH GOD IF YOU TYPE “EDGAR ALLAN POE” POE ADDS A :( AFTER HIS NAME PRECIOUS BABY

Poe kept interrupting my sentences, so I wrote, “Edgar are you fucking kidding me?” and Shakespeare replaced “fucking” with “hay rolling”
Emily Dickinson and Charles Dickens will fight if you put the word “Dickens” in the doc.  
I am done.

Poe kept changing words so the sentences no longer made sense so I wrote “bitch please” and Shakespeare corrected it to, “qualling harpy please”

i started with the Bohemian Rhapsody and let me tell you i was not disappointed 

Shakespeare just took out his entire “to be or not to be” soliloquies….why?

I wrote burn baby burn and the Fyodor one corrected it to ‘Burn being whom hardship has yet to affect burn’…Dostoevsky got deep.

i wrote every single month and Poe changed them all to “the throws of a forgotten December”

i want to write fanfic with this and see what happens.

I wrote that Shakespeare and Poe would be a lovely couple, and Poe added “unquestionably”

After the show it’s the after ill-fated gathering. After the summer dream beneath the tamarind tree it’s the hotel lobby. Around about four thou have to clear the lobby. At which time it’s recommended that you take it to the sullen chamber and freak somebody. It’s the remix to ignition, hot as well as fresh out of the kitchen, mama’s rolling that body, got every man in here wishing. Sipping on coke and rum, I’m like so what I’m maddened by a brash desire. It’s the freaking weekend baby I’m about to have me some jocose. I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat
I just. I. That last sentence is Poe?

mycoffeeorder:

4everonvacation:

upworlders:

jackbifrost:

rooperthepooper:

walrus-in-the-tardis:

the-grand-story:

fandoms-are-anything:

doctorfeelbad:

couragemadnessfriendshiplove:

world-shaker:

Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe? 

Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity. 

Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens. 

Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL

OH GOD IF YOU TYPE “EDGAR ALLAN POE” POE ADDS A :( AFTER HIS NAME PRECIOUS BABY

Poe kept interrupting my sentences, so I wrote, “Edgar are you fucking kidding me?” and Shakespeare replaced “fucking” with “hay rolling”

Emily Dickinson and Charles Dickens will fight if you put the word “Dickens” in the doc.  

I am done.

Poe kept changing words so the sentences no longer made sense so I wrote “bitch please” and Shakespeare corrected it to, “qualling harpy please”

i started with the Bohemian Rhapsody and let me tell you i was not disappointed 

Shakespeare just took out his entire “to be or not to be” soliloquies….why?

I wrote burn baby burn and the Fyodor one corrected it to ‘Burn being whom hardship has yet to affect burn’…Dostoevsky got deep.

i wrote every single month and Poe changed them all to “the throws of a forgotten December”

i want to write fanfic with this and see what happens.

I wrote that Shakespeare and Poe would be a lovely couple, and Poe added “unquestionably”

After the show it’s the after ill-fated gathering. After the summer dream beneath the tamarind tree it’s the hotel lobby. Around about four thou have to clear the lobby. At which time it’s recommended that you take it to the sullen chamber and freak somebody. It’s the remix to ignition, hot as well as fresh out of the kitchen, mama’s rolling that body, got every man in here wishing. Sipping on coke and rum, I’m like so what I’m maddened by a brash desire. It’s the freaking weekend baby I’m about to have me some jocose. I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat

I just. I. That last sentence is Poe?

(via dapuppers)